Kuat

[lijijil]

lij blasted them fat bitches and went lookin for senile old Hugh heffner

Radioed jed and said "BOLF Hugh, sendin' us roly polies and must be blasted"

[JediRaver]

"Set the orgasmatron for STUN!" excalimed JR.

[pheonix]

The playboy bunnies were blasted with the orgasmatron. Fortunately, there was a crew nearby filming an Herbal Essence commercial, and they got all kinds of good audio for it.

[JediRaver]

Then lijijil decided to wash his hair...

[lijijil]

...and put on the fishnets, the stillettos and the flashy makeup

[pheonix]

The directors were blown away at Lij's sheer ability to foxily strut, fling his gorgeous hair about, and make sexy noises.

[pheonix]

The directors were blown away at Lij's sheer ability to foxily strut, fling his gorgeous hair about, and make sexy noises.

[JediRaver]

then all the playboy bunnies started beating up poor lijijil. all twenty. he was beaten to a bloody pulp. the playboy bunnies then focued thier attention on each other. they began to kiss and touch each other.....

[JediRaver]

..and then they said, Hey wait, what's the name of this plant? Kuat? Kuat is located in the Kuat system, in Kuat Sector, in the Core Worlds near the Deep Core. It is a terraformed planet of forests and plains. Kuat was colonized before the Galactic Republic was formed.The Human Kuati has a matriarchal society.

[Khamul Aulendil]

Then the bunnies had carrot muffins. MMMMMM!!!!

[JediRaver]

and then lijijil went balls deep into the playboy bunnies